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以中国传统相声为蓝本，在搜集的近三百部传统相声段子中，精心挑选了32个内容健康、艺术性佳，群众喜闻乐见的段子，去其糟粕、取之精华加以改编创作而成。
这一篇以U-Prince飞行学院为背景，一个外表冰冷，总板着脸的校园人气男生的生活被一位娱乐圈的大小姐彻底改变。MV：http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjg0MDE3OTQ1Ng==.html（爱的轻柔蜜语）
秋霜还是心不在焉，不能好好回话。
贾杰侦探是个经过生化实验的半机器人，他全身上下装有14,000个精巧的机关，办案成绩卓著，一直是城市里最有名的侦探，坏心的克劳博士却要故意陷害贾杰，因此他必须想办法重振自己的声威。
宁静的山村进入雨季。村中的老伐木工人岸克彦（役所广司 饰）为人古板，与儿子关系紧张。他在上工途中给东京来的新人导演田边幸一（小栗旬 饰）和副导演带路，由此被拉入一部丧尸电影的外景拍摄。在被迫充当临时演员后，克彦竟对电影产生了微妙的兴趣，他开始不请自来的帮助摄制组与村民沟通，开展工作，甚至忽略了本职与妻子的忌日。突然闯入的摄制组扰乱了山村的平静和克彦的生活，也改变了导演幸一自身。幸一生性腼腆缺乏自信，在摄制组中毫无威信。偶然间他发现自己的丧尸剧本竟为克彦所欣赏，不禁大受鼓舞，两人在数次的泡澡时间里进行了奇妙的沟通。在克彦的帮助下，幸一慢慢树立了自信，电影拍摄也步入正轨。然而临关机前的一场瓢泼大雨再次令拍摄陷入危机，克彦的缺席也令幸一惶恐无措起来……影片获第24届东京国际电影节评委会大奖。片中两位主演役所广司和小栗旬在现实中亦均担任过导演。
2. Achievement 1, "Draw firewood from the bottom of the kettle! 25 People Battle Tangmen"
想也不想就摆手道：不是。
《VIP》是一部私人办公室爱情剧。讲述管理百货商店1%上层VIP顾客的专门小组人员们的秘密办公生活。
萧何微笑道：汉王莫要担心，韩元帅的兵法韬略是众所周知的，现在看来的运用方面也是得心应手。
三人一块出去，黄豆他们早跑了。
一转眼，十二月已经过去一半。
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皇帝看了奏折，略问了问，另加了两项处置：将虎禁卫指挥使展强贬官去职，永不录用。
北京某中档住宅小区顶楼，有三户人家的子女都进入了高考备战期。因抱着“一考定终身”的想法，三个家庭都陷入了无比焦灼的备战状态，由此引发的问题也接踵而至。林家的孩子因户籍原因无法在北京参考，全家人为此到天津买房，每天奔波往返于两个城市。乔家的两个孩子都明显偏科，让乔家夫妇焦急不已。冯家的孩子已经复读了三年，加上冯家夫妇隐藏了早已离婚的真相，整个家庭的气氛变得十分压抑。三个家庭各自在教育问题上反复挣扎，寻求出路。最终，孩子们都走出困境，获得成长。他们欣然接受了他们的考试结果
呃……当定陶城门守将的鲜血喷洒而出的时候。
16.4 Inner ear disease or vertigo is unqualified.
After this time the mines have come into play, The company commander also ordered us to take advantage of the gap between operations. To replace the mines that have already triggered the explosion with new ones, I was one of four people on this mission, I remember when I went down there, I saw the bodies of the dogs, I can't help but look at those who were killed by steel balls but were relatively complete. There is one place I am very strange: although they were beaten by steel balls and lay there dead with holes, they had no blood at all, but there were some green things around the bullet holes, which was disgusting to look at. "
Data show that there were more than 6,000 companies engaged in private lending intermediary business when P2P platforms were in hot demand in China. After three years of survival of the fittest, according to incomplete statistics, there are only 1,958 platforms left. It can be predicted that the number of P2P platforms will continue to decrease. At present, some financial intermediary companies in Yixin, Auction, Qifang and Qingdao are relatively recognized. The following is a typical analysis of these P2P enterprises. Auction and loan: unsecured and unsecured mode. Auction and loan was established in Shanghai in 2007. It is a typical P2P online credit platform in China and can be used as a typical sample of P2P websites in China. Auction and loan use competitive bidding to realize the online lending process. The loan interest rate is determined by the supply and demand market of the borrower and the bidder. The enterprise does not charge other fees, and the main profit comes from service fees. The main process is as follows: the borrower releases the loan information, lists the relevant information such as the reason and amount of the loan, and gives the highest interest rate. Investors participate in the bidding, and the person with the lower interest rate wins the bid. The web page will show the borrower's loan progress and the number of bids completed. If the total amount of bid funds meets the needs of the borrower during the fund raising period, his loan will be declared successful. If the required funds cannot be raised within the prescribed time limit, the loan plan will be suspended. This mode of risk control has two characteristics:
